<Sissy Bedwetter> Once upon a time there was a young lallafel named Tuna, he was a nice young boy who helped everyone. He was shy as a child until he met his best friend Lasange. One day Las was playing on the swings when he noticed a little lala boy getting picked on by the other kids. "This boy's an egg head, all he wants to do is math homework" they called out. As Tuna began to cry. This upset Las and he got up from the swings. "you DICK heads knock it off he yelled"
<Iasraena Preidsyn> Little did Las know, these weren't just any group of bullies. Tuna and Lasagne were standing face to face with the brotato gang! As the brotatoes ran towards lasagne, he prepared himself for the worst…
<Sissy Bedwetter> Lasagne flexed and grabbed the first kid by the wrist and flipped him over his back, then spun right to take on a mean looking one they all called "Booger". Tuna watched in awe as Lasagne stepped up and started tossing around memebers of the Brotatoes. a little shakey he stood and pulled up his big boy pants. As Lasagne tossed Bogger to the side Tuna saw his chance. He screamed like a little girl as he began to kick the kid over and over again.
<Iasraena Preidsyn> The rest of the brotatoes fled and tuna kicked booger until he passed out. "Take that you stupid poo poo head" he yelled. As Tuna turned around, he saw Lasagne lying on the ground clearly in a lot of pain. Tuna slowly walked over to see a slowly expanding pool of blood. Lasagne had been shivved. "Booger must have pulled a blade on him…" cried Tuna. And at that moment, a tear ran off Tuna's cheek, landing on lasagne's wound. Those weren't any tears, those were tuna's magic lalladin tears!!
<Sissy Bedwetter> As the magical lalladin tear hit Lasagne's wound, Rainbows and glitter shot out as if from a cannon. Tuna couldn't believe his eyes, he quickly wiped at the blood to see the wound beneath, but it simply wasn't there anymore. What he did see made his eyes grow wide. Suddenly Lasagne's body began to glow, and grow. Lasagne cryed out, then shuttered. He sat up and looked down at his new little friend. "You saved me, I feel better and stronger than ever" Lasagne exclaimed.
[FC]<Iasraena Preidsyn> then they made out and ate $72 of cake
[FC]<Sissy Bedwetter> The end